¡Hola!
I don't speak Spanish because my Spanish teacher sucks. And I am weird and I don't care! I am also a derp if you get to know me and stuff like that.

Sooooo about my books... they are all, or possibly some, going to start off bad, or stay that way forever, because I can't write worth crap.

My name is also EliMcGucket because my friend Brooklyn mostly calls me Eli, and if you watched a show called Gravity Falls there's a character who's name is Old man McGucket. He is weird, like me, crazy, like me, basically describes me. So I was like 

Hey, why not EliMcGucket?

And that's how that happened hehehehe..
:D))))))))