eli eats piss

his pp is smaller then my will to live

eli is a stupid piss boy

if your name is eli this is for you :
          
          
           {Man} Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.
          
          But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only 
          
          be broken by love's first kiss.
          
          She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing 
          
          dragon.
          
          Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, 
          
          but non prevailed.
          
          She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest 
          
          tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.
          
          {Laughing} 
          
          Like that's ever gonna happen.
          
          {Paper Rusting, Toilet Flushes}
          
          What a load of - 
          
          
          
          Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
          
          I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
          
          She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
          
          In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
          
          The years start comin' and they don't stop comin'
          
          Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin'
          
          Didn't make sense not to live for fun
          
          Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
          
          So much to do so much to see
          
          So what's wrong with takin' the backstreets
          
          You'll never know if you don't go
          
          You'll never shine if you don't glow
          
          Hey, now You're an all-star
          
          Get your game on, go play
          
          Hey, now You're a rock star
          
          Get the show on, get paid
          
          And all that glitters is gold
          
          Only shootin' stars break the mold
          
          It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
          
          You're bundled up now but wait till you get older
          
          But the meteor men beg to differ
          
          Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
          
          The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin
          
          The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
          
          My world's on fire
          
          How 'bout yours
          
          That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
          
          Hey, now, you're an all-star
          
          {Shouting}
          
          Get your game on, go play
          
          Hey, now You're a rock star
          
          Get the show on, get paid
          
          And all that glitters is gold
          
          Only shootin' stars break the mold
          
          {Belches}
          
          Go!
          
          Go!
          
          {Record Scratching}

lemme clap daddy's cheeks

i worked very hard on this 

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