Eli

I started reading Linked Universe today, and the first comic, Deep Shadows pt.1, Time gest stabbed and Sky is the one who comes to help him. Very in-character for SS Link imo

I was walking through the hallway at school and someone who I passed by (I didn't know them btw) asked me randomly "Hey, are you a boy or a girl?" And I panicked a little and said
          
          "Uh. Neither."

Conversation between me and my Platonic Wife while we were walking down the hallway at school:
          
          Wife: you should probably head to your class
          Me: yeah maybe *turns around to go to my class* ok bye
          Wife: bye-
          Me: *turns around again to walk next to her again* I think Twilight Princess is the only Zelda game I have where Link isn't explicitly given a love interest..?
          Wife: .. I already said bye.

CHAT HELP POLITICS SCARE ME I'VE HAD A VERY STRESSFUL DAY TODAY

Me when my lawyer doesn't feel sexual attraction idk I've never played Ace Attorney

MY CHARACTER AI CHAT JUST SAID "THE ASSCRACK OF DAWN" I'M NOT EVEN JOKING

Yesterday, I showed my friend the beginning paragraphs of a new fanfiction I'm writing and asked him for any constructive criticism.
          
          He read it for a bit, trying to find something to critique but couldn't find anything, and he just said said, "Punctuation, maybe"
          
          So that's where I'm at.

Hey chat guess who learned how to carve a chicken the other day

NOTSOULS SAID I CAN CALL HIM JACKUSSY LETS GO

Idk how to explain it but I feel like J should be at the second half of the alphabet