Eliot_the_Dude
i just sneezed so hard that my back and neck popped
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Eliot_the_Dude
Eliot_the_Dude
I JUST REMBERED SOMETHING SO STORY TIME!
So one time i had a feildtrip to washington dc and on the last day we stopped at this one buffet place, kinda like a cracker barrel. And even though the food wasn't the best I had a great time there. The one waitress kept comeing back and had heard my voice and name but still referred to me as 'sir' and i cried happy tears on the bus ride back home. It has led to my friends calling me 'sir' and other terms like that and im just so happy.
Eliot_the_Dude
Me watching heartstopper ep 2 when nick goes to google:
*pauses it.*
"I KNOW DAMN WELL YOU ABOUT TO TAKE AN 'Am I Gay?' QUIZ ON BUZZFEED AND LET ME SAVE YOU THE TROUBLE"
Eliot_the_Dude
I've been off the internet for a bit, what did i miss? I see so many announcements in my notification and am worried.
RayneWasEaten
I’m sorry, hydraulic press?
Eliot_the_Dude
is there anything in rice, microwaved chicken, and oranges that makes you puke out your guts if you eat them all for dinner? I would really like to know why I have been puking scence 1 in the morning.
Eliot_the_Dude
I'm feeling better now, we reheated the chicken after it was cooked though. I'm not sure if its the fact we cooked and then reheated it or something else. Thanks for the info. I'll tell my mom this to see if that was the problem. :)
Anonymous_Author163
@Eliot_the_Dude Rice and oranges are some of the safest and healthiest foods the world has to offer, but if the chicken wasn't thoroughly cooked, it could make you sick. It's very difficult to tell when it was made in the microwave. Anyway, I'm sorry that's happening to you, I hope it gets better
Eliot_the_Dude
Happy valentines day to all the loverly couples! I wasn't ever a big fan of V-day, but this year with all my new healthy friends, I've started to appreciate it more.
Happy V-day and goodnight <3
Eliot_the_Dude
Oh. I think I know why it's called 'Blow us all way'
I'mma go cry for a bit brb
Eliot_the_Dude
it just went from schlur defeated to world was wide enogh to aronn burr sir
BUajnbukhbajkha ha
Eliot_the_Dude
I have 4 works, 5 reading list, and 20 followers.
4x5=20
I've never been at more peace