Welcome to the Cult of the Fold Out Couch.

Why does my newly formed cult have such a strange name, you ask?

It's because my mind is a fold out couch. The kind where you stay the night and have sex when you think the owner isn't watching.

And the owner isn't watching. But they. Hear. Everything.

I don't know if I'm going to write any stories, but you can be sure that if I do they will include random bursts of strange expressions, unusual rantings and slightly sexual weirdness such as above. ^^^

If you don't agree with what I post, don't follow. Simple.

To @Karrtia and my other friends-

Welcome to the Cult.

Now for some of my ships, just for my like-minded cultists:

-Legolas and Aragorn (the Lord of the Rings)
-Ciel and Sebastian (Black Butler, aka Kuroshitsuji)
-John and Sherlock (BBC Sherlock)
-Hiccup and Astrid (How to Train Your Dragon)
-Spike and Rarity (My Little Pony)
-Twilight and Flash Sentry (Equestria Girls, My Little Pony)
-Christine and Raoul (Phantom of the Opera)
-Mycroft and Lestrade (BBC Sherlock)
-Dean and Castiel (Supernatural)
-Heartbreaker and Blue Velocity (OC's)

Driver picks the ships. Shotgun shuts his cakehole.

-Elite24j