Hi, I'm a band nerd that has great eyebrows and liner, and that's virtually the only good thing about me.

I laugh at my own jokes, when no one else does.

I'm an appalling writer: though I'm not sure I should be saying that, because I'm trying to look good on a writing website

That's literally all there is to know about me, I'm the most boring person I know, but hopefully you can appreciate the misshaped little (actually unfortunately tall, they say I'm like a sore thumb, but I prefer lanky inconvenience) blob that lazily lays in the corner surrounded by food and internet.

I have one question though (if you've made it this far well done)

Am I more than you bargained for yet?