"There are three kinds of people. Those who use umbrellas when it is not raining; those who do not use umbrellas even when it is raining; and those who use umbrellas only and precisely while it rains.  Which kind are you..." -In the Next Room by Sarah Ruhl 

I am the type that never carries a umbrella; a teacher; a writer; a dog-lover; an adventurer; a possessor of rare talents (i.e. licking my elbow)--I seek the impossible and relish the truth.