My name is none of your business. But I hope you like my books. I try to update as much as possible but I am human—a human that really likes to procrastinate. But don't judge me because you might be just the same as me without noticing it! All you need is a little patience and that won't help because I try to post every week but that turns into either all at once and then none for like two weeks and it turns into a vicious cycle that I am unable to tame because of my lack of self-control and sense. 
But I will have long gaps or smaller chapters in my current book because I am currently beginning my first year of middle-school which is all so scary and exciting. Although i have smallest freaking school in the state of *******, I have completely forgotten where all my classes are already.
Now I want to tell a little bit about myself. I'm ** years old. I go to ********** Jr. Sr. High school. I love to write and read. I am currently being imprisoned for hours upon hours, day after day by the sweet torcher of If I Stay. I am also being captured by books about pregnant teenagers on Wattpad. My life is pretty ordinary and there's nothing too special. But I do have a loose muscle in my throat and my stomach doesn't empty correctly. So acid from my stomach comes up through my throat and irritates it. An easier way of saying that is: I vomit in my mouth and it burns. So I take lots of medication and get my stomach X-rayed. I also drank liquid metal called barium. It tasted like old chocolate milk and I alsmost vomited on the pillow in the hospital. Not just a week old bottle of chocolate milk. Like something you forgot in your at but are too lazy to get it. And every time you forget it. But one time, you drink it on accident. Then I tastes like revolting orange juice.
So yeah that's my life. Until next time I update! Love you all.
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