Ewwo, my name ish Ewiza Mae. Me no have wast name.

My mommy and daddy go bye-bye. Dey say me too bad.

Me like dancing and singing!

Me need new pawents.

Bye-bye!

Doctor: 

Eliza needs disapline and someone to care. She doesn't like being told what to do. She needs strict disapline. She also has many allergies and has to take three pills a day. She enjoys throwing hissy fits. Spaning works the best on her. Time outs don't work very well.
(Anon)