EllaEllsMajor
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Y'all, I got stung by a bee or a wasp earlier today, and it was the very first time I've ever been stung in all my twenty-one years of being on this earth.
I was literally just standing underneath my umbrella, talking to my mum's best friend, minding my own business, when the little fucker suddenly stung me out of NOWHERE. I didn't even know what it was at first! It hurt so I instinctively caught it between my fingers, but then realized I was literally holding whatever the hell had just attacked me, so I let the little bastard go because I did NOT want to be holding it.
I watched it fly away and THEN realized what it was.
So basically, Barry from Bee Movie committed a crime, fled the scene, and got away with it.
And for WHAT?! I was literally just trying to stay dry underneath my umbrella in the pouring rain! What the fuck did I ever do to it?! Because I KNOW I didn't do nothing!
I've got ice on the sting now that I'm home, but DAMN, did Barry the little yellow fucker really have to sting me in the NECK?! (╥﹏╥) (ರ _ ರ)
EllaEllsMajor
@HummingbirdWhisperer Lmfao! It's totally okay, don't feel bad. My fifthteen-year-old sister laughed at me too when I told her what had hurt me. She was concerned and worried too, but she mostly laughed. I'm alright now, though! The swelling is gone and so is the pain. I mostly just slept through it. 😂🤣❤️
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HummingbirdWhisperer
@EllaEllsMajor Omg, I feel so bad for you trust, but I couldn't help laughing at this 😭😭😭
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