Konichiwa mother truckers 

Name Elle mine is. 
I'm 69 years old and make churros for a living

I enjoy stalking Korean celebrities on social media and crying/dancing/singing/dying to K-pop. 

I'm in a dark cult that worships Satan. Our group consists of one person but that's ok.

I also enjoy marathons. Anime marathons to be more precise. YouTube is pretty cool too. 

I live with my fellow monk brothers who collect shea butter for your fancyass shampoos in the Himalayas. 

Actually my name is Patrick and mayonnaise is my favourite instrument