Hi.
My name is...
Ellie.

But you can call me Sake.

I suffer from many conditions such as crippling awkwardness, eat-too-much-cake-itis and obsessive-freakishly-smart-nerd-syndrome. Then I came to the internet and found, 'Hey! It's hard to be awkward and out of place when who ever your talking to is just as, and most of the time even crazier, than you are!' Then I took a step back and reevaluated. But Hey! I haven't been taken by a bunch of random people I met online to a *insert random and probably abandoned/haunted place here* yet! However, I also gained more conditions when I 'joined the internet' such as HUMONGOUS FANGIRL. Phan, Joshler, Frerard, they all make me scream at the top of my lungs. So if you suffer from any of these conditions, then you have come to the right place. Your welcome. 

Also, I'm sorry to all the people at my school that think I talk in code with my 'Phriend'. We do not. We just shout 'Phan' at the top of our lungs.

I'm amazed that I haven't been taken to Briarcliff Manor yet.

Don't forget the Philuminati chant my little children:

Phil Lester 
Phan for Life
Pdan Howell 


Wait, Dan Howell isn't on this website? Then what am I doing here... oh yeah to write fanfiction about my bae's..... PLEASE DON"T HURT ME I SAID "BAES" IRONICALLY OH LORD HELP ME.