ALRIGHTY. So I was going to post this like 2 weeks ago but I forgot
Jack and mark: you guys can ship us just keep it to bromance
Ship: basically dies (us few remain)
Jack and Mark: ya! We killed it!
Jack: *has fallout with girlfriend* (I'm very sad for Sean and Singe, and I'm sorry they didn't work out)
Jack: *goes to LA*
Mark and Jack: Ok now let’s make a huge clothing brand together and reveal it in a video of us pole dancing together
Ship: guys.. wtf?... ok?..
Mark: wait! These pants might not be the best for this.. we might get some ball action on accident
Jack: *checks Marks crotch* were good!
Ship: ok.. I’m confused?... do you want to fuel us or not?
Me: STOP GIVING ME REASONS TO SHIP MY UNHEALTHY OTP ADDICTION. (I need help)