Phrases I hate:
"Did I ask for your opinion?"
Uh, Excuse me? We are having a conversation, you said something, and I responded. Watch your manners you overgrown hedgehog.
"Nobody cares."
Uh, I care. Is my new nickname Nobody?
"Lol stop acting like a Attention w***e"
Listen here. Why you might consider attention seeking might just be how that person is. Get over yourself, you self-centered donkey.
"Omg *insert something I said I liked* is so stupid!"
Close your eyes, imagine yourself being a better, Kinder person, then open them, and WEEP.
"Omg, I am SO depressed! My bf just broke up with me, I have nothing to live forrr!!" And " Omg, I am SO ocd!! I ALWAYS put my shirts in the same drawer, unless I'm to lazy that day, lol. "
STOP. ROMANTIZING. MENTAL. ILLNESS.
Thank you for listening to my ted talk.