I have anxiety.
I think I'm bipolar.
I'm a Muslim and a hijabi.
I get possessed when I laugh.
If you can't make me laugh... disappear. Stop existing. Delete yourself. Uninstall yourself. Why? BECAUSE I AM THE EASIEST POTATO THAT YOU COULD CAUSE TO LAUGH. I LAUGH AT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING. ESPECIALLY WHEN IM HIGH ON AIR AND DRUNK ON WATER. I LAUGH AT AIR, CHILD!
FOR GOODNESS' SAKE, WHAT ARE YOU IF YOU CAN'T MAKE ME LAUGH? Oh, please, let me do the honors of enlightening you. You're a faiLuRe, rotten orange, cursed cashew, bitter jellybean, and a bottle of watery mustard if you can't make me laugh.
I like... food. And sleep. And watching traumatizing YouTube shorts before going to bed. And books (of all types).
I look like shit and I don't give a shit about it. (Thats huge cap and bullcrap if you couldnt guess btw)
Okay, lemme just put this in out of literally no where,
FREE PALESTINE 😤🤸♀️🫡
Nah, fr, no hate to Israelis, and no, I don't want Israel to not exist, Israel should exist, just in acceptance with the Palestinians. I just want Palestine to not die. Chillax, broski, i promise i aint a terrorist ☠️
WAIT
Can you please follow me on Tiktok? 🙃
I need to prove my friend wrong because she thinks she has game just because random people ask to follow her even tho she doesn't post anything 🙄
Please?
THANKS SO MUCH MY LITTLE WATER,SLON (I LOVE WATERMELON) my account is @elhaamisoffended.
Side note: Even tho following me will give you absolutely nothing bc i dont post anything... you should still follow me, habibi/habibti 😩🤌
Edit: I just realized that I deleted my tiktok acc so uhm yeah, you don't have to follow me now 🥴
I BLAME MY DEMENTIA.
- in some dark corner conspiring against schools and notes
- JoinedSeptember 23, 2022
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