I have anxiety.
I think I'm bipolar.
I'm a Muslim and a hijabi.
I get possessed when I laugh. 
If you can't make me laugh... disappear. Stop existing. Delete yourself. Uninstall yourself. Why? BECAUSE I AM THE EASIEST POTATO THAT YOU COULD CAUSE TO LAUGH.  I LAUGH AT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING. ESPECIALLY WHEN IM HIGH ON AIR AND DRUNK ON WATER. I LAUGH AT AIR, CHILD! 
FOR GOODNESS' SAKE, WHAT ARE YOU IF YOU CAN'T MAKE ME LAUGH? Oh, please, let me do the honors of enlightening you. You're a faiLuRe, rotten orange, cursed cashew, bitter jellybean, soggy peanut butter, and a bottle of watery mustard if you can't make me laugh. 
I like... food. And sleep. And watching traumatizing YouTube shorts before going to bed. And books (of all types iykwim 🥴😔)(that disappointed emoji is a representation of my entire existence in one single emoji)
I look like shit and I don't give a shit about it. (Thats huge cap. Thats absolute batcrap, horsecrap, cowcrap, monkeycrap, birdcrap, dogcrap, bullcrap, all the crap that has ever crapped if you couldnt guess btw and yes, i refuse to say shit even tho i just did but thats for communication purposes. 
I DO NOT CURSE. I'm pretty. I exist. Two lies and a truth, figure it out. 
Okay, lemme just put this in out of literally no where, 
FREE PALESTINE 😤🤸‍♀️🫡
Nah, fr, no hate to Israelis, and no, I don't want Israel to not exist, Israel should exist, just in acceptance with the Palestinians. I just want Palestine to not die. Chillax, broski, i promise i aint a terrorist ☠️
but you know what i am? 
A terroRIZZt 🥴🥴🥴
Yessir better RIZZpect me cuz I hold a high and mighty degree in Quantum Rizzics 💪
Aight so now that ive made sure that you lost braincells reading this, my job is complete and I shall leave thee alone now.