At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never think of an info for myself
But then I spent the entire night thinking of this stupid song
And I grew bored,
 and decided to write it down,
And so you're here, 
from outer space,
 trying to read about myself with that confused look on your face,
I should change this stupid song, 
I should change that stupid pic,
But I'm too lazy to be bothered, 
so you better deal with it!, 
Go on and go,
 and follow me, 
I'll follow back hon, 
but you are not welcome to leave me,
Weren't you the one to followed me on the first place, 
do you think I'll crumble, 
do you think I'll care about an unfollow, 
oh no na-I will survive!
I will survive, yeah!.