As a rather boring human being with hair that has a life of its own, dull eyes and an absolutely terrible sense of humour - I'm the physical epitome of awkward.

In addition, I'm often tentative, unsure of myself, indecisive and sporadically shy. This results in the occasional awkward moment when I'm in a social environment, especially the case when I am in the company of women. 

Over my years of experience, I've developed a few techniques that can reduce the uneasy vibes radiating from an awkward body, namely writing and failing at guitar.

I live off high caffeine content energy drinks to stay awake,  absolutely love puns and have an odd fascination with bubbles. Shh, don't ask why.

I hope to find some amazing stories here and hopefully write something half decent every once in a while.
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Yeah... Bios are awkward...

Previously @Luctificus