Dave

Whenimetchaindsumma

i just realized your pfp has the missed opportunity to say "no sportsy's" or "no old sport's" so imma just point that out and leave this here c:

I committed mass arson on several orphanages, expect me to be on the news in like an hour 

I should be sleep deprived more, I'm funny as fuck.

Piss and balls

Hey

Hey bestie

Hello

OFF TO CAMP WOOOOOOO SKSJDLDJDKTBKSKSKDKAKWLKD 
          fuck this 

HEY BESTIES, IMA BE OFFLINE BC MY PARENTS ARE TAKING MY PHONE TO INVESTIGATE IT  SADGE ANYWAYS GOODBYE ILY ALL ❤