I'm Gwyn or Vanita. I'm seventeen, half German, half Russian. The first thing you will notice when you meet me is that I won't say much, but look closer and I can't stay still and I'll mumble to myself and then I'll get a smirk on my face and the next thing you know, I'm scribbling something down. Mania happens to be my middle name, and I don't even know what sleep is. As it is, I love coffee and Monsters. My favorite t.v shows are: Doctor Who, Supernatural, House, M.D, RuPaul's Drag Race, and the Colbert Report.

My favorite things to do are: read; listen to music twenty four hours a day, seven days a week; reblog everything on Tumblr; go to concerts; shop; eat; watch t.v; drive; randomly break out into dance; practice my German on Tank; plot my future; diagnose random strangers with possible mental illnesses; write down anything I think of that I think could be of use sometime in the future; organize things that don't need organization; procrastinate; and prowl the Internet.

I don't pay any attention to musical sub genres. There is only so many sub genres in metal that you can remember before you start to need a list.

When I get up off my dead ass, I want to be either a trauma nurse or design tattoos. (I shall blatantly ignore the fact that I can't draw to save anyone's life.)

Random facts:
I rarely talk to new people.
I used to be a D.C comics freak but then Thor, the Avengers, and Marvel's Civil War happened.
Also, Tom Hiddleston.
My top 5 favorite bands are: Suicide Commando, Motionless In White, Tactical Sekt, Five Finger Death Punch, and Marilyn Manson.
Fuck labels. They belong on food.
One day I shall own every piece of Avengers merch and I will build a nest and I shall nest in it and cackle madly.
Monsters are my life.
I hate sprinkles.
Pancakes beat waffles anyday.
I'm the most socially awkward person you will ever meet.
I'm determined to do the 72 oz steak challenge at least once in my life.
I'm fluent in sarcasm.
My sense of humor is ridiculous.
  • Cincinnati, Ohio
  • JoinedJune 27, 2012


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A collection of poems about one of my characters. Natalia is the blood thirsty, evil one.
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