Cower in your mud-crusted Crocs, mortal! I am horrifying! Terrifying! And, of course, oh-so mortifying!
Run! 



...Alright. yOu aSkeD fOr iT.

(I'm a bit cRaZy, but I'm also am an avid writer and reader. It's probably best if you just give up everything you have assumed about the way my mind works.... it's a bit rAmbunCtiOus in there.)

 "Through the mosses bare,
  They have planted thorn-trees
  For pleasure here and there.
  If any man so daring
  As to dig them up in spite,
  He shall find their sharpest thorns
  In his bed at night"
                  -William Allingham