HEY!! I see you've found my fucked up little wasteland of depression and disgusting humor. Oh, you came here because you thought it could be interesting or fun? Well you're kinda right.... *Evil smirk* But let's not get into that. First off, my name is Joseph, or Darius Constantine, or depressed lonely insane piece of shit. But you can call me whichever of those you like the most. I don't want to be here, but I need to be. I don't care about myself, even though I should. I don't particularly like myself as a person, but I'm working on that. And if you knew me from before, well shucks, that's too damn bad, cause I've changed just a tinsy winsy itty titty bit. Hehe, I said titty, it's funny cause I said.. *Awkwardly chuckles* Heh. But anyways, back to business. Where was I..? Oh yeah! I am a fucked up, forgetful, self destructive, loathsome, disgusting pissed off yet sad at the same time, horrible darn guy. That's not all of it, but it's all I can think of for now, so until next time.

FUCK YOU, FUCK THE WORLD, FUCK THE UNIVERSE, FUCK EVERYONE, BUT MOST OF ALL, FUCK ME!!! *Musically sings* Cause I'm a piece of garbage.

YEAH!!