i read story, i hope i write story

"Dark matter? Reverse engineered"  -Burai

"There's no china" -Bhutan

"three eyes for extra see, very rifle accuracy"  -sovietball

"sometimes my genuis, it generates gravity"  -Jeremy Clarkson

"Ah, Schlachtschiffkanone" -Hans

"humanity is just a bunch of dumb things that intelligent enough to go dumb together" -unknown

"If we fire all at once, maybe we will hit something" -Napoleonic tactic

"Unga bunga ma gun is bigger" -1st WW naval tactic

"This is monke 4, ready to ooga some boogas" -monke 4

"The worst thing about the great war was not the trenches, nor the machine guns, nor the deaths. But the fact it was the first" -??

"If it can fit at least several people it's she, if it not it's still she." -Nakajima Ha1 Kotobuki

"everything you not specifically mention as boy, will allways be girl even the greatest man." -Mitsubishi Ha-43

"Humans are waifunizing everything, from warships to blackholes, and i don't what next." - Daimler-Benz DB 605

"Which have been waifunized include: Cells, Ships, Consoles, Men, Countries, Planets, Tanks, Horses, Planes, Helicopters, Trains, Search engines, Social media platforms, Electronic devices, and there's many more." -JTF22

"Are it is this common for someone to have white hair?" -?

"Behold! Thirty million tonnes of pure science." -????