I am an ordinary evil Siamese cat who enjoy sleeping, eating, and tormenting my enemies. 
My stories are all original, and I take the cover photos myself. (Yes, that dragon does exist, and it is sitting in a shopping trolley.)
Please read my books.
If you find the mild coarse language offensive, please know that I blame the characters completely for all of it.
  • JoinedMarch 6, 2021


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EmberWyldes EmberWyldes Jul 24, 2025 10:22AM
Spinfoxie is gone!!!! Dammit Wattpad, that is simply too cruel!!! Holy Father Cannon Fodder, Hot Guy Chastity, Dazai Climbing Mountain… You will be missed 
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Stories by Ember
Cursed Undead Songstress  by EmberWyldes
Cursed Undead Songstress
Minerva was a simple bard living in a lawless world of magic. Unsurprisingly, she died early with an unmarked...
Rune The Zombie Eater by EmberWyldes
Rune The Zombie Eater
In a world full of magic and marvels, but otherwise not too different from our own, a wannabe necromancer cau...
SYLT - A Challenge of Memory by EmberWyldes
SYLT - A Challenge of Memory
A young man awakes alone in a room with no clue who he is, where he is, or why a loud group of people are try...
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