Okay. My mom is the biggest batch of absolut bullshit excuse for parenting I've ever seen. Look.
Mom: "If you don't take your medican I'm going to beat your ass!"
Me: *scoffs.* "That would solve a lot."
Mom: "You can't see whatever her fucking name was next weekend either! Keep it up!"
Me: "Oh I planned to!"
Mom: "Get your shit! You're going to your dad's house!"