Greetings! You've come to my profile which is an absolute fucking trash can but I'm sure you'll find something interesting and worth reading here.

Shit about me:

Name: Call me Cannoli
Age: 21
Horoscope: Gemini
Chinese Zodiac: Rabbit
Native American Zodiac: Deer

Self Proclaimed Cartoonist
Horrible Writer probably
Furry
Gamer
DnD enthusiast
Marvel Comics Fan

Don't mind me, I'm just a user on this site who writes fanfics (and maybe some original stories in the future).

I write and draw a lotta weird shit, so take note on that.

Things I will write for/draw:

We Happy Few
Horror/Slashers
Monsters
OCs
Anything else that I want to write about

Warning: Some of my works will have +18 content and gore (light and heavy), I will ensure that warnings for any of these will be visible and if you don't like that sort of thing, I understand 100% and I will have other works without that kind of content
  • In the Blood Caverns
  • JoinedJanuary 10, 2018


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EmeatoCannoliii EmeatoCannoliii May 03, 2020 11:49PM
UPDATE: I have several finals this week and if I am not active then that's the main reason. That being said, I'll try to bring more work out this week if I can.Also just really thirsting for Bubba S...
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