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Some random dood: Ew you like girls. Disgusting i can't believe you're 'gay'
          
          Me: [GETS SHOTGUN] yOu gOt a pRobLem wItH mE bEiNg sEmI-gAy? [im a bi but saying semi-gay is cute for me lol]

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          s e n d  h e l p  l o l  i m  b o r e d.
          
          Principal: Baldi you look cute today uwu.
          
          Baldi: [GASP] [DROPS EVERYTHING THAT HE IS HOLDING]
          
          Principal: Baldi? What's the matter?
          
          Baldi: Y-you didn't say 'No homo' bro-
          
          [Principal.exe has stopped working]