Hello Human. 

Why are you here, reading this? Boredom? Curiosity? Well, you came to the wrong place. You're supposed to be on Earth, living life. Not reading these pointless words.

 Do me a favor. 

Go look in a mirror. 

Smile.

You look awesome. 

Nice butt.

 I like Harry Potter, Supernatural, The Vampire Diaries and a lot of other things. 

   
                 Stay shnazzy,
                             Em