I have an unhealthy obsession with bands but mostly this band named five seconds of summer.

you don't know them? 4 guys walking around thinking they're ninja turtles and punk rock. 

▶one thinks tadpoles are baby turtles.
▶another one is the size of a tree.
▶this one is kiwi so don't call him asian.
▶the last one just plays video games. 

still don't know them? well soon you will because they are taking over the word.