February 28th, 11:59pm: COLD.
March 31st, 11:59pm: COLD.
April 30th, 11:59pm: Cold.
May 1st, 12:00am: HOT HOT AND MORE HOT ITS SO HECKING HOT THAT YOU CANT EVEN SLEEP NO MATTER HOW MUCH WIND IS IN YOUR ROOM
And that’s what it’s like to live where I live.