"Hi I'm Emily And I Like Warm Hugs!"
*Do You Like Writing*
"Yeah! Why?"
*Do You Like Reading?*
"Yeah! Why?"
*Do you Like Art?*

~Interesting how does she work?~
**SLAP** "Stop It Idiot I'm Trying To Focus Here"
"Yeah! Why?"
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JUST BECAUSE...
I'm quiet - doesn't mean I don't have a lot to say.
I'm sarcastic - doesn't mean I don't take it seriously.
I forgive - doesn't mean I forget.
I'm stubborn - doesn't mean I'm not easy going.
I don't show my feelings - doesn't mean I don't have them.
I'm not like you - doesn't mean I'm weird.
I don't say I love you - doesn't mean I don't.
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Don't Like One Direction?
*Dishonor.
Dishonor on your whole family.
Dishonor on you.
Dishonor on your cow.*
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"Accidentally Slams The Door And Get Lectured For 84 Years"

"I'm Not Lazy. I'm Just Highly Motivated Not To Do Anything."

"I Was Going To Do something, Then Got Distracted For 5 Seconds And Forgot."

"Me: Mom... Dad... I Decided To Live On My Own For Now On.
 Them: Okay, Cool.
 Me: Your Luggage Is Outside."

"Roses Are Red, 
I Have A Phone, 
Nobody Texts Me, 
Forever Alone"

"Why Are My Parents Always Like 'Go To Bed.' I Am In Bed. I'm Always In Bed. You Go To Bed. Stop Talking To Me."

JACK SPARROW
STILL A BETTER NAVIGATOR THAN INTERNET EXPLORER