Evil Fem Link

⚠️GIRLS ONLY!⚠️ READ IT ALL!!
          Usually I hate chain mail but this one is super cute and it REALLY WORKS There are seven billion people, and you are one of them. You are special and beautiful, that is why I am sending this to you. I want good things to happen in your life, so read this now that you have read the beginning. You can’t get out of this you will get a new iPhone in a year, you will get crowned as prom queen in high school, you will get your dream pet for Christmas you will become very popular everyone will love you. ⏰ send this to 15 people in the next 30 minutes ⏰ if you ignore that means bad luck for the next 3 years, you will also struggle with your grades next year. This is not fake. A girl ignored it last year.

18+
          
          Those of you, my friends who like mature content, the message below is from me on my new secondary profile that I have been diligently writing on for a little while now.
          
          This is a Hazbin hotel, helluva boss related profile. I have yet to publish my newest work, but it'll be out soon enough.
          
          The only thing I'm not going to write are.... X rated scenes. You know... Ah... Man this subject always makes me super sick and uncomfortable. Sorry Angel Dust, references to your ah... job/hobby only, no scenes.
          
          If you have any questions you can ask, if their too related to the plot I won't give you a straight answer. 

Hello, me, I'm here so finding this new profile isn't difficult for the message above! 

G1 Transformers skit:
          
          Rumble and Frenzy: *sneaks into the Autobot base*
          
          Rumble: Boss would be so mad if he found out about this..
          
          Frenzy: But he won't until the battle later!
          
          They then proceeded to paint a recharging Blaster pink and throw glitter on him before leaving the base.
          
          Later that day Autobots and Decepticons alike laughed at the expense of the Autobot casset player. 

Or maybe it's Australian internet... 

Wattpad recent update is making it impossible to publish anything and is causing replication of unpublished files/chapters when it fails to upload them. 

Dear everyone, my newest fanfiction purely exists for laughs, there is a legitimate story somewhere in there though..... I have zero reads, even though I published it about a week ago....... Two full chapters, wooohooo......... Please read it, if you don't want to it's okay... Its a Fem Link story, but also a cross over fic and a totally off the ball hilarity ensues writing style.
          
          Anyone who has watched the anime or read the manga for blue exorcist, please read this fan fiction, it exists... A gender bent insane link, the author and the narrator are all characters!!!! It's comedy...... Chaos and utterly impossible to figure out what's going on but at the same time it's obvious......... I wanna hear what other people have to say about it.... So... Please? 

Positivity tags exist to give everyone hope, so, let's write a short one each.
          
          All of you are wonderful people, loving fanfiction and still reading through the cringe to help others and yourselves to become better authors or just to simply have fun and enjoy your time on this site. Let's be honest and kind with one another.
          
          Fem Link: or Admin plays dodge bomb with me!!!
          
          Me: no....
          
          Fem Link: YES!!!! 

~ATTENTION~
          YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN T BE SHOWERED WITH LOVE SO ENJOY!
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          Now post this on everyone's wall who you think deserves all the love in the world.
          
          If you get...
          1 back= you are loved!
          3 back= your popular
          5 back= your one of the most lovable people out there!
          9+= wow... I'm jealous

Timelines are routed through the fifth dimension... Which means it has the highest potential for breaking the rules of causality when related to seeing into other universe's in context of probability.
          
          Being a fifth dimensional entity is extremely horrifying by this context, as you would be constantly reminded of your mortality due to an infinite number of deaths happening in succession over the course of your existence, and being completely aware of this.
          
          The state of energy in the fifth dimension would simultaneously be everywhere and nowhere at all, so understanding this situation is better explained by looking at the properties of such an inconceivable space yet place.
          
          Anything that would live in the fifth dimension, would not resemble anything of our world and would seem almost abstract were it not for the shifting yet ever present details.
          
          Fem Link: Emcora, why are you explaining the fifth dimension to the third...?
          
          Me: I was board.