You say "Edward Cullen", I say "Cedric Diggory!."
You say "red and black", I say "red and gold."
You say "Forks", I say "Hogwarts!."
You say "Edward and Bella!", I say "Ron and Hermione!."
You say "Jacob Black!", I say "Sirius Black!".
You say "Volturi!", I say "Death Eaters!".
You say "Go to Hell.!" I say, "Go kiss a Dementor!."
You say "football!", I say "Quidditch!".
You say "Twilight is better than Harry Potter!." I say "You must not tell lies!."
you say "childhood", I say "Harry Potter."
You say "depression", I say, "The dementors must be near. Here' have some chocolate!."
you say "Hitler", I say "Voldemort!."
You say "school", I say "Hogwarts."
You say, "I'm gonna kill you!" I yell "Avada Kedavra!"
You say "life", I say "Harry Potter."
You say "Renesmee Cullen" I say "Albus Potter",
You say "Mars", I say "Pigfarts"
You say "paparazzi", I say "Rita Skeeter"
You say, “Long live the queen.” I say, “Long live J.K. Rowling.”
You say, “My dog ate my homework.” I say, “Those bloody Nargles stole my homework again!”
You say "hot", I say "nice skin"
You say "epic", I say "Bloody Brilliant"
You say, “I’m telling!” I say, “Wait until my father hears about this.”
You say "coke", I say "butterbeer"
You say "Kristen Stewart", I say "Emma Watson"
You say "Bella", I say "Bellatrix"
You say "prison, I say "Azkaban"
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