Hello! I LOVE math, music, and art. Also, I play tennis and is on my school's track team, even though I suck at running. But it's the thought that counts, right?
I have two limits: criticize, don't insult and DON'T PLAGARIZE, OR I'LL FIND U IN UR SLEEP...JK
Lately, I've been saying LOL way too often. For example...
Person: I found out you've been stalked since you were 2.
Me: LOL
Cousin: I'm getting married!
Me: LOL
Cop: Sorry, but you're under arrest.
Me: LOL
Mom: We're out of food.
Me: LO-...WAIT WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Quotes I found on fanfiction:
-Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.
-If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?
-It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
-The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.
-Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
-I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face.
-If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Girls
are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for the good ones
because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top
think something is wrong with them, when in reality,
they're amazing. They just have to wait for
the right boy to come along, the one
who's brave enough
to climb all the way to the top of the tree
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║97% of you won't post this. When
║Jesus died on the cross he was
║thinking of you. If you're one of 3% that
║cares, put this on your profile.
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