Ryan!

everyone should read this new book my friend nat wrote its rlly great also u guys r great

Maybe my seventy-two followers should check out my new book
          i mean
          you don't have to
          i'm just saying that i'm actually enjoying writing this one so
          i mean it's technically yaoi

oh
          hEY WOULD YA LOOK AT THAT
          IM ALIVE~~~~
          :D TOTALLY NOT DEAD

Hey! Guys!
          I'm really REALLY low on money right now, and while I do have some stuff to trade in, I don't know when I'll be able to get the money for it..
          So I have an idea!
          I'll write you a story! Five dollars only! It could be a one shot or go on and on and on, but five dollars a chapter!
          
          Would any of you be willing to help me out? Please?

The cut of your love never hurts, baby, it's a sweet butter knife~

Oh
          Seventy-two notifications, huh?
          Ehehehe...
          *They slump*
          Hehehe...
          *Their face is red*
          Thank you.

@-Horror-Movie-Fan- 
          yup
          same here.

@-Horror-Movie-Fan- 
          that
          That is why I warned you
          XD

@-Horror-Movie-Fan- Well
          yOU'RE WELCOME THEN

Not going to bed and realizing 
          "Oh shit."
          "It's seven in the fucking morning."
          And facing the fact that the rest of the day will be total hell.