~status~
*juggles*
*balances on ball*
*walks highwire*
*joins a circus*
*earns nobel peace prize*
*meets the queen*
*makes music video*
*becomes billionare*
Reporter~ "How did you become what you are now?"
Me~ *modest tone* "Eh, I just ate my vegtables and read Endercrafter's stories. You know what? I'll just split my wealth with them because they inspired me to get off my butt and do something!" *hands money to sam and lizzie*