Hello, greetings to who ever is reading this. I am England, or Arthur Kirkland. Now, I know that my username is quite...ah...I blame America.

Moving on, if you're reading this, America, Prussia or France, I do not appreciate all the pictures you have posted about our last time out drinking...And if you post any more, I'll bloody well curse you.

Other than reading, I do enjoy black magic and the supernatural. Even if nobody else can see flying mint bunny. Or Spakerly, the unicorn. Or Arania the fairy....You know what? I give up. But I am not bloody bonkers, you hear?! Honestly, if you Americans out there believe in those....aliens, why not my faries?!

You may find this weird, but a few days ago I got this magic item. And it's been throwing me into all these random alternate universes....It's as creepy as Hell to see yourself die. And don't even get me started on seeing the bloody frog as a girl....