Good day lads and lasses. Hope you are enjoying life at the moment and if you're not, I hope that my book can cheer you up. It's not your average story. It's a book where I rant about random crap and I hope that you all enjoy it. Everyone is welcome... Well, not everyone. You will find a few people in the book that aren't exactly my favourite house guests, but hey, what can ya do? 

See ya lads and lasses. Don't go dying on me.