Hello! So, I'm different from when I started here on Wattpad and I thought it's time for a change. 
I'm still going to give random facts about me though. :)
~ Firstly, I'm a very awkward, ghostly pale, insanely tall at 5'11" almost 6' female human.
~Secondly, I'm very dependent on music - it soothes my soul, and the type changes with my mood.But it will never involve country!! I hate that shit...
~Thirdly, I swear quite a bit, and am a brutally honest person, with slight tact. And if this offends you, I don't care. That's not my fucking problem.
~Fourthly, reading is my escape from reality and the main purpose of my membership to this fantastical website.
~Fifthly, I do write, but my muse is very fleeting, even though I have a million and one ideas.
~Sixthly, If anyone that reads this, and you feel like you have no one to talk to, just know that I will listen and help as best I can. You're never alone, and there is hope even if you can't see it.
~Seventhly, I can be rather humorous and quite random :)
~Eighthly, I'm not a good speller... I quite suck at it :/
~Ninthly, that actually is my face.
This is all I have for you lovelies, other than my fans are going to be called fail whales.
Peace my compatriots of the internet!
-EpicFailure (EF)

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EpicFailure EpicFailure Apr 12, 2015 06:58AM
Guys, for realzies, why do you follow me? Like, the legitimate reason yall clicked the follow button.It'd be cool if ya answered. –EF 
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