This is probably the hardest thing I had to ever write :) 
but here it goes...

I talk a lot. 
Don't be taken aback by my stupid sarcasm. It comes out sometimes without me knowing... 
My soulmate is food and my Ex husband was sleep. 
Sleep left me the day I devoted my life to school. 
I love reading but most of my time is spent on writing ridiculous stories. 
Ridiculous octopus stories.
I love tea! 
Even when it's sixty degrees, I will never forsake my 5 o'clock tea. 
I love meeting new people! or just talking to bystanders in the park. 
"Don't talk to strangers!"  doesn't apply to me. 
I eat when i'm happy, sad, angry, excited, bored, tired, confused or nervous. 
I hope you haven't died from reading about my boring life :)