So... It's been a while, huh? I don't exactly have any excuses to pull out of my rear end, and no amount of apologizing is going to help, but I'm still going to say it. I'm sorry.
Getting that out of the way... I AM coming back. Expect to see more puns and stupid stuff like that.
New book about God coming out. It shall be posted and updated every single Sunday. Please, send in your experiences or talks with/about God. Note that I may edit (but not change the main storyline) it. It can be requested that I not edit, let me know in the PM. Okay, that's all, BYE!!!
Please put this on your status if you know someone or are related to someone who has been eaten by a dragon. Dragons are nearly unstoppable, and they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this because they've already been eaten by dragons or don't believe in dragons. 6% are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers, while the remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post this.