my new new name is evan reeves. i am a transgender man. i am 6 minutes pregnant and my husbands name is ellen degenerates. he is my baby daddy. i am british, irish, japanese, and lesbian. my husband, ellen, fried my toes and they are shriveled and hurt. we give each other pink eye every now and then. we read daddy draco malfoys and milfs and dilfs together. he is my big booty gyatt queen. noit to mention, im cheating on ellen with draco malfoy and donald trump. we are madly inlove and i forgot whos baby it is.