I'm Eric Theodore Cartman and you should RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH. ((I ship nearly all South Park ships so if anyone out there wants a fanfiction... Just ask.))
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Eric Cartman discovers he is a sadist and the only person that can save him is Kyle Broflovski, his most loat...
