𝐄𝐫𝐢𝐤 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐫

The girl reading this is kind and I'm proud of her. Now, you're on the clock.❤❤❤ In 9 minutes something will make you happy. Please share this with 15 girls you love. Remember,only for girls. If I don't get this back I'm obviously not a close friend. Now, I have a game for you, it's been played since 1993. Once you read this, you have to send it to 15 people. Your next 5 days will be like this: Day 1 - you will wake up to the biggest shock of your life. Day 2 - you will cross paths with an old friend you have missed. Day 3 - you will find yourself with a lot of money. Day 4 - your day will be perfect. Day 5 - the person u like the most in your life will spend lots of time with you.If you don't forward this, your next 5 days will be the exact opposite.♣️♣️♣️ Don't break this.♠️♠️♠️ Send it to 15 friends in 10 minutes. It's not that hard. Whoever sent this to you must care about you.✝️Sent to good friends and family No group chats ; just and copy paste it.

Everytime my wife sees me she cries. she loves me so much :)

It was late at night last night, the boy was asleep and I was close to sleeping too. Just as a close my eyes I heard my wife whisper profanities in an aggressive tone. Me, thinking that she's dealing with an idiot online, turn around to find that she accidentally built a cliff where she just got rid of one in Animal Crossing...
          
          Sometimes I question her dedication to things, but she willingly married me so I can't really complain about it. 

I'm so bored.

Amazing new look brought to you by my amazing Sister in law @BrendaDaaeDestler. 
          ❤️ Thank you. 

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧ Hi, I just wanted to say thank you for being a huge part of my life! I'm so happy that you were one major part of my being, and that you have paved a way in my life in more ways than one. I want to thank you for being something my Grandmother and I could sit and watch for hours on end, and inspiring me to take up music! I love you so much, you have given my life more meaning than what it would have without you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! 
          
          I don't know where I would be without you ❤️  
          
          This message just scratches the surface of how much you mean to me, I will never grow tired of you. Though I may seem to go astray from your music, I will always have you in my heart. 
          
          I love you! ❤️ (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)

Gustave is grounded for a month. 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          I thought I got rid of that phone...

She kissed me today, I think I'm going to have a heart attack. Somebody loves me! I am loved?! Oh, what a glorious life! I just want to scream.

To do: 
          - Finish Don Juan 
          - Call the love of my life, my precious shnookims, my muse, my angel, my honey bunny, my girlfriend. 
          - Get this rash checked out... 
          - Wallow in self pity 
          - Overthink 
          - Cry 
          - Get over the last three things 
          - Call my gf again

Hehe He's just gotten home :3