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I just enthusiastically told my mom that you can post mate anything. Like, you want materials to summon a demon? Post mate it! You want a fake friend? Post mate it! You want food? Post mate it! You want a bomb? Post mate it!

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My mom: whats your PC password?
          Me: *types in password hiding my panic*
          My mom: thanks, I need to sign a document for CSI.
          Me: *panic dies down because my favorites are just music that my mom is probably fine with and my browser deletes my history when I exit out of it*

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I'm losing my shit I have a famous relative but my parents won't tell me who and my brother doesn't know either so now I've started the investigation into who is my famous relative that my parents don't want me to know the identity of. Also I have come to the conclusion that it is someone my parents don't like so they are most likely one of the following
          A) lgtbq+
          B) a drop out of school
          C) atheist
          D) have done drugs or have been an alcoholic
          Features they most likely have
          Brown or blue eyes
          Dark brown/black, brown, or red hair
          Pale or super tan
          That's all I have so.... yeah it's going to be a hard search :/