You see I'm tired, I'm spent, I'm really feeling my age. You know life is twice as hard when you're living half on the stage and I barely have the energy to sing you this song. So let's get some cartoons and vodka and do em all night long! Oooh boy, are you ready for some fun~? Drink em down, drink em down, drink em down, oooh~!
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Stories by *Trash¤Fire*
- 5 Published Stories

My Babies
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This puppy controls my whole life now and I hope that this Phillip stay aliiiiiiiiiiivvvvvve.

Actual trash
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My terrible drawings that I waste so much time and effort on. So enjoy the cringe fest!
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