Ayyy what up, my name's Dylan and I'm currently 16 years old. I'm a sophomore in some random scummy high school in New York lmao.

•Favorite TV Shows: Breaking Bad, The Sopranos, Impractical Jokers, Rick and Morty

•Favorite Bands: Avenged Sevenfold, Metallica and a shit ton of Classic Rock

•Favorite Songs: Layla, Fade to Black, M.I.A., Foreplay/Longtime, Bat Out of Hell, Nine in the Afternoon

•Favorite video games: ROCK BAND AND HALO FUCK YEAH

My roasting skills are like second to none I swear lmao. I'm sincerely debating if I should put down "Reference Making Extraordinaire" on my job appication/resume.

But what do I even look like? Well I have brown eyes, brown hair, dimples I guess when I smile, glasses, white skin but not white as in I listen to boy bands and wear socks with sandals.


"Those who want respect, give respect." - Tony Soprano RIP fam :'(