Ninja Lizard

Um.. hello everyone. I have a very important yet horrible announcement to make. I don’t know how many of you are gonna see this, but this is urgent news...
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          This isn’t Linda. I’m a close friend of hers. She asked me some time ago to take over her account if she ever decided to quit. So here I am...
          
          So the news....
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Linda is gone. She died just hours after her last announcement.
          
          She complained all day about her chest hurting after getting her first covid shot. Then out of nowhere she just collapsed. She was taken to the hospital but by then it was too late. So...
          
          
          I’m sorry. I really don’t know what else to write. I’m struggling right now to form words and I’ve been crying all day.... 
          
          It was just so sudden.......
          
          I’m really really sorry to have to be the one to bring this terrible news, but....
          
          I can’t think straight right now. My head is hurting, my face is wet and I just..... don’t know what to say... 
          
          She was such a good soul... I’ll miss her....
          
          I’m really sorry everyone...

Okay everyone! I got my first vaccine a few hours earlier and now my arm hurts at the injection site, but I’m guessing that’s normal. However, my chest is also hurting now. Is that normal too? O-O

Okay everyone! I’m taking the miracle vaccine, geez. Wish me luck! Let’s hope I don’t die. :D

Alright friends, it's about time I stop sounding so political and like a conspiracy theorist and try to write again.
          
          So how have you all been?
          
          Getting good grades in school? Is your relationship going well? Do you have a new girlfriend? Boyfriend? Anything you have planned for the upcoming holidays?

Alright alright. Now I know nobody cares, but have any of you heard that Biden wants to FORCE everybody in America to take the vaccine? He's literally threatening people's jobs now, and if this happens well, say byebye to the Constitution. Because America won't be a free nation anymore, but no one seems to care. Americans are too scared to fight back against this tyranny. Taking this vaccine is the equivalent of drinking poison. Would you drink poison if Biden told you to? 
          
          *heavy sigh*
          
          I don't know friends, I think this country is officially slipping into the darkness. What can we do? Watch? You know what? There's nothing we can do. Might as well sit back and watch the whole thing play out. We're all dead anyway. Might as well take the stupid vaccine and die sooner... -_-
          
          Wait...did I really just write that? Great...this situation is turning me into a depressed and suicidal person. I can't believe this... :(

Okay, I'm scared now. I heard that anyone who takes the Covid vaccine is guaranteed to DIE. Even if they don't die right away, they will die in a few months or a few years! Not only that but now they're forcing kids to take it! KIDS DON'T EVEN NEED IT! WE'RE BECOMING A POLICE STATE! THEY WANT CONTROL OVER OUR LIVES! I don't know what to do. I need comfort... Please? :`(

*sings* IT’S SONIC’S FRIGGIN BIRTHDAY!

*extremely dramatic gasp*
          
          Look who’s back in existence! That’s right, me!
          
          I can’t believe I’m still alive like literally.
          
          First Covid tried to kill me, then...
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          ...I got hit by a car...
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          ...but I’m okay now! I’ve really missed you guys! I hope I didn’t worry you too much. :(

Sonic: You’re not gonna kiss me, are you?
          
          Manic: No way! But you are kinda cute.
          
          Me: He DID NOT just say that!
          
          My weird mind: I believe he did. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 
          
          Me: Hmmm... *goes to see if it’s a thing* I wonder... *finds fanfics and regrets everything*
          
          My weird mind: rEaD iT!
          
          Me: But they’re BROTHERS.

I’m so glad I found my home! 
          I’ve been walking through this world alone, wondering where I fit in, where do I belong.
          Now a miracle’s happened to me!
          
          
          I found my home.
          
          
          
          
          
          Home is the place in your heart where memories flow.
          
          
          Just close your eyes and the child inside of you goes.
          
          
          Back to that place that you always call your own.
          
          
          Back to that special feeling that I’ve never known.
          
          
          I’m so glad I found my home!
          I’ve been walking through this world alone, wondering where I fit in, where do I belong.
          Now a miracle’s happened to me!
          
          I found my home.
          
          
          
          
          I found my home.