Likes: Chekhov's Guns, Vainglory, Cliffhangers (but not ones where the writer takes a looooong break *cough* Gravity Falls *cough* Sherlock *cough), Good Plot Twists, a solid, Functional Magic system, and a well-written piece of fiction.

Dislikes: Any kind of overly-cheesy romance, pointless red herrings, unresolved subplots, Pig Latin, annoying characters who are dicks/bitches but don't get punished, and  xX Xtreme Kool Letterz Xx.

To find me, go to Earl's Court, turn thrice widdershins, open the hatch that appears, go down and cross the rainbow to the city of Atlantis. Take the Arcane Passage at 4.57 p.m. and you'll end up at the Earth's Core. At this point, climb the Yggdrasil at precisely 9.34 p.m. and you shall end up in the glorious land of Cumberland, Maryland. Help Dr. McNinja defeat King Radical and take the time-space portal to the North Pole. You'll find me there.