As a fictional writer I am a liar. I don't like the world so I bullshit, I wrap it up like a birthday present, I dress it up in pretty details, dramatically understate it, and I give it to people. 

But at least it's free, right? 

My favorite quote of all time comes from an anime known as Kino no Tabi, The Beautiful World, and was spoken by some lunatic running around causing trouble in some ambiguous country. Instead of being lazy, go watch the anime, or just look up said quotes and make a guess. 

Okay who am I kidding, nobody's actually willing to do that!