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Is anyone else...an absolute teenage scumbag.
Like all due respect, my name could be Dave, I could be a bloke, I could sit in Spoons and drink pints all day long.
What's the point in living if you don't eat stale takeaway, sleep til 1PM, watch shit TV, only take baths in the evening and never do your hair.
Like seriously. It's summer.